In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
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i want to be able to delete annoying people in my life
this is commonly known as murder
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The greatest scene in all animated movie history.
I may or may not recite this when I’m looking for things.
I wonder how long people have been waiting for these gifs
probably just as long as they’ve been waiting for Incredibles 2
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the amount of celebrities i would offer my body to without second thought is astounding
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cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed
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so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
Hey guys… It’s 2013.
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i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking
haha
guess whos gettin that dick
not u
me
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have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
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